US Magazine says that Britney Spears is insane
November 7, 2007
Now they’re getting the picture!
US Magazine says:
Sources say the troubled pop star does not seem to grasp the gravity of her custody case, and they blame her bizarre public behavior (swapping clothes with a stranger, among her recent moves) on psychological issues, not drugs.
“It’s not substance abuse — it’s mental!” a confidante tells Us.
Pals suspect adult-onset ADD or depression, with one friend saying, “Postpartum has always been a problem” after giving birth to Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
Well, better late than never, Us magazine. They must have hired a hotshot new reporter to get this scoop. I can see it now…
Young reporter with mussed hair and a loosened tie runs into the Editor-in-Chief’s office. The boss’s secretary jumps up in fright as the new fish clenches a sheaf of papers in one sweaty fist and shouts “STOP THE PRESSES! THAT HO BE CRAZY!”


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