Britney Spears wants to have sex with the Kardashian

November 4, 2007

If this was, like, 2000, I would be so all over this. Unfortunately, all the photoshopping in the world can’t save Britney (and us) from her Dorito’ed ass. Apparently Britney Spears would like to have sex with Kim Kardashian. Her and half the civilized world. Here is what Titney has to say about the Kim, during a Truth or Dare session (maybe it was a sleepover, Britney quit hogging the S’Mores!):

“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

Well, isn’t this what we’ve all been saying for the past year or so? Except for the “horny beast” part, since apparently Britney is more of an 18 year old frat boy than I am. So, in the spirit of this “news”, since I absolutely caqnnot stomach another picture of the Bitchney (at least until Monday when she, oh, I don’t know, let’s say she runs over a cop), here is a picture of Kim Kardashian.

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